Toys
Chris digs cheap Spider-Man stuff
Don't wanna spend a lot for your Spidey fix? We've gotcha covered. Come on in for a heaping helping of Spider-Man merchandise, none of which will cost you more than a dollar.
May 10th, 2007 by Chris
Chris loves Mega Bloks Super Tech Heroes
Robots + Mega Bloks + Spider-Man = Chris being a very happy camper. In the last few years, Mega Bloks has really stepped up and given Lego a run for their money. Pound for pound, and especially dollar for dollar, these things deliver far more fun than any Lego product I've ever owned. Click the pic to check out Chris's new best friend, Super Tech Heroes Spider-Man!
May 8th, 2007 by Chris
Chris loves Spider-Man KLIK candy “dispensers”
Candy dispensers my ass. These things dispense candy in exactly the same way that an AK-47 gently tosses bullets to its targets. These are like Pez dispensers for Smarties, only replace the words 'Pez dispensers' with 'rocket-powered skeet launchers.' They're fantastic. Click the pic to come in and check 'em out in action.
May 3rd, 2007 by Chris
Chris reviews the Mega Bloks Daily Bugle playset
In the first of what will be many Spider-Man Mega Bloks reviews - not that he found a really great sale or anything - Chris tells us all about the 'Mega Blocks Amazing Spider-Man Building 2 Playset,' known better as The Daily Bugle.
May 1st, 2007 by Chris
Sick Chris & The Plastic Magnet Ninja Warriors
That'd be a great name for a band, wouldn't it?
I've been out of commission for the last few days. I've been trying to get over a nagging chest cold fire-damaged lung caused by breathing the spores of the mystical white phosphor lotus I got while playing with my cousin's baby battling a rabid Yeti sorcerer to the death in the Himalayas. Click the pic and I'll tell you all about it.
March 30th, 2007 by Chris
Chris says goodbye to Christmas!
Well, folks, tomorrow's Epiphany, which is the official end of Christmastime. As such, this will be the last Christmas article we'll have this year. But before I get down to the big 2006 holiday wrap-up, I just want to thank everyone for making this a good Christmas. Whether you got me something or not, whether we've met or not, whether or not you've even let me know you're out there, you are all dear and important to me, and I appreciate you coming here and reading my dorky little comments and reviews. As small a thing as it may seem, it really means a lot to me. Thanks for sticking with me. I love you guys.
January 5th, 2007 by Chris
Chris’s Very Sci-Fi Christmas!
Hey, we're back online! Over the weekend our server decided to take a Christmas vacation, but its back on the job now, plugging away like a trooper, just in time for all of us to brag about our sci-fi/fantasy Christmas presents. Come on in and tell us what you got - we'll show you ours if you show us yours!
Chris reviews The Transformers: The Movie, Part II
Wherein Chris resumes his tale of his quest to absorb the divine wonder and breathtaking splendiferousness of The Transformers: The Movie 20th Anniversary Special Edition DVD, which has risen from our ranks to light our darkest hour. THIS IS ALL ABOUT TOYS.
November 17th, 2006 by Chris
Lego + Stargate = Nerdgasm
Holy Jesus Christ on a Crackpipe with sugar sprinkles! I've seen some pretty cool stuff built by legos, but nothing, nothing, has come close to the absolutely sexy coolness that is a fully functional* Lego Stargate!
*Fully functional, as in it rotates and lights up, not in the "creates-a-time-space-vortex" way.
October 10th, 2006 by Quentin
“Name That Crayon” contest winners!
The contest is over, the results are in, and the news is so damn good I had to make a whole new post about it. Come on in and see who won, and check out the new sci-fi crayons while you're here. Wax on!
September 14th, 2006 by Chris
Chris reviews the Crayola Crayon Maker
It can't be on the site if its not sci-fi or fantasy. That's the rule. Its MY rule. What kind of asshole goes around breaking his own rule? I can't. I won't. Somehow I will justify reviewing this damn thing.
August 28th, 2006 by Chris














