Turkitron’s Returnification Part II, Redux
Happy Thanksgiving, primitive ape-race.
THOUSANDS of years ago, in the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryus, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this time came poultry, the creatures who were destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon their troubled bird brows. It is I, Turkitron, who alone can tell thee of the Turkey Saga. Let me tell you about the days of high adventure!



















