"When I was little, we find a man… like a butcher. The old ones in the village cross themselves and whisper crazy things; demonio cazador de trofeos. Only the hottest times of the hottest years. Crazy things. This year it grows hot. And we begin finding our men. We find them sometimes without their skin. Sometimes much, much worse. Cazador de trofeos… Means ‘the demon who takes trophies.’"
Anna Elpedia Gonsalves, Predator
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Turkitron’s Returnification Part II, Redux

turkitron01resize.jpgHappy Thanksgiving, primitive ape-race.

THOUSANDS of years ago, in the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryus, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this time came poultry, the creatures who were destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon their troubled bird brows. It is I, Turkitron, who alone can tell thee of the Turkey Saga. Let me tell you about the days of high adventure!

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November 20th, 2007 by Turkitron | 10 Comments »

Chris’s tribute to Drag Strip

dragstrip02thumb.jpgThis is Drag Strip. He's a Transformer, a Decepticon, a member of the Stunticons, and one of the most memorable little toys I've ever owned. Not only does he provide a much needed limb for Menasor and turn into a pretty cool little race car, but he has six wheels. Why does he have six wheels? Click the pic and I'll tell you all about it.

 
 
 THE SCI-FI GUYS 100th ARTICLE!
 
 
 

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November 13th, 2007 by Chris | 18 Comments »

Chris’s Big Halloween 2007 Wrap-Up

Wherein I, with a heavy heart, bid a fond farewell to the 2007 Halloween season, and share with you, Loyal Reader, my deliciously evil plans for Halloween 2008.

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November 1st, 2007 by Chris | 17 Comments »

THE SCI-FI GUYS WISH YOU A VERY

Come on in and join the celebration!

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October 31st, 2007 by Chris | 5 Comments »

Mark reviews the NETHERWORLD Haunted House

Screams, smoke and the scraping of metal on concrete assails your ears when you arrive at what is billed as the "Best Haunted House In The World," smack dab in the middle of Norcross, GA.  While in Atlanta this week for work, a group of my fellow co-workers and I decided to check out the NETHERWORLD Haunted House to see what all the hype was about… let's just say I paid $25 and don't regret a penny of it!

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October 26th, 2007 by Mark | 6 Comments »

McHalloween at the McGolden McArches

Mickey D's has been a staple of the Halloween experience since I was a wee lad, and its no different today. We'll take a look at a few of their treats from Halloweens past and present. Also, Ronald McDonald is a demon-spawning, sex-changing, flesh eating zombie from Hell. All this and more, after these messages…

Today's bonus Halloween candy review – Mint!

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October 24th, 2007 by Chris | 7 Comments »

Halloween Fonts From Hell, Part III

h-n.jpgFonts. And food. And fonts. And food. Mmm… If typing with funky Halloween fonts makes you hungry for pumpkin, then you, my friend, are very weird. But you're also very much in luck, because we've got a ton of fonts and foods for you to sink your teeth into. Bon appétit!

Today's bonus Halloween candy review – Graeter's Pumpkin Fudge!

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October 18th, 2007 by Chris | 23 Comments »

Mrs. X reviews The X-Files “The Post-Modern Prometheus”

oct15.jpgHey kids guess who’s back… that’s right, it’s me, Mrs. X, and in honor of Chris Carter’s (the almighty creator of the best show ever on television, period) birthday on Saturday October 13th I’m going to give you a review of one of my top ten all time favorite X-Files episodes. "Post-Modern Prometheus" has everything you could need for Halloween: monsters, mad scientists, crazy townspeople, and, of course, a very shippy moment with Mulder and Scully. Click the pic to check it out.

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October 15th, 2007 by Mrs. X | 18 Comments »

Halloween Fonts From Hell – Part II

oct11.jpgTurns out there's precious little you can write about fonts. So little, in fact, that I'm not even going to bother. Instead I'm going to give you a quick and easy download of the next Sci-Fi Guys Halloween 2007 font collection, and an extra-special Halloween candy review.

Today's bonus Halloween candy review – Dum-Dums!

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October 11th, 2007 by Chris | 12 Comments »

Chris is being haunted by Halloween

oct09.jpgHalloween is following me. I'm not kidding. Even before October it kept showing up in inappropriate places, making its eerie presence felt. Its purposefully pointing itself out to me, making no bones about the fact that it is deliberately screwing with me. I can't fight it. Its too powerful. Its all knowing. And its everywhere

Today's bonus Halloween candy review – Caramel Creme Candies!

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October 9th, 2007 by Chris | 11 Comments »
Indeed!