Greetings, programs! This may be old news to those of you who keep a close eye on the new arrivals section of your local comic book store, but Marvel has released a series of collectors' covers in honor of TRON: Legacy. Come on in and check 'em out.
If you or anyone you know has ever played a role-playing game like Dungeons & Dragons, then you know someone who's very soul has been corrupted by the mind destroying spell of evil! Put down whatever you're doing, find a copy of Mazes And Monsters, and watch it. Twice, if you have to. It might just save your life. Beware the sacrilege!
The series finale of Lost will answer all of your questions. Provided you don't ask many questions.
It's rare that a comment on this site generates enough interest for it to be turned into a whole article. It's also rare to find another Chris who, like myself, writes reviews of sci-fi movies that take longer to read than the movies in question do to watch. But I'll be damned if both things didn't happen at the same time. Join myself and Chris Shields, webmaster of the excellent anti-SKYNET human resistance website TERMINATOR 2029 A.D. – RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINES, as we reverse engineer one of the more problematic Cyberdyne Systems creations, Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines.
Chris's note: I'm reposting this without the author's permission. His website has been inactive for about two and a half years, so waiting around for permission seems like it might be a waste of time. And real men don't waste time. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to wash down a pile of rare meat with a bottle of whiskey, then roll up some characters. Like a man, baby. Like a man.
Happy Thanksgiving, primitive ape-race.
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO I ran for treasurer of student council. It involved a lot of hard work. We decorated many cookies. We spent all night putting up green frosting and then we drew up many posters. But the principle called me down to her office and informed me that I had violated election rules. That is what Sister Margaret kept telling me, if I displayed my |physically| agenda in her bathroom. |Stall| fourteen execute !STOP fatal error on volatile hard media error at sector(S) 111.11, 115651.42.1 AND 986.5.1.6.5… SYNTAX ERROR – INVALID COMMAND CODE… [[[[WHAT]{ }[THE] ]{[HELL]]} {[IS]}}}} [[HAPPENING??]]}} !@#$%,>.@. </&@,<$&@ $???
Hey, remember a couple of years ago when I didn't have time to write a real article, so I just cheated and posted a bunch of pics of other people's jack-o'-lanterns I found online? Guess what…
Star Trek. Cell. Year One. Halo. Halo 2. From A Buick 8. I got one word for ya – I REVIEW 'EM ALL! That's right, kids, your Uncle Gary's gonna give you more sci-fi reviews than my first wife had crotch warts. Yeah, doggy! Let's get on up in that!
