Wherein I, with a heavy heart, bid a fond farewell to the 2007 Halloween season, and share with you, Loyal Reader, my deliciously evil plans for Halloween 2008.

Come on in and join the celebration!

Screams, smoke and the scraping of metal on concrete assails your ears when you arrive at what is billed as the "Best Haunted House In The World," smack dab in the middle of Norcross, GA. While in Atlanta this week for work, a group of my fellow co-workers and I decided to check out the NETHERWORLD Haunted House to see what all the hype was about… let's just say I paid $25 and don't regret a penny of it!

Mickey D's has been a staple of the Halloween experience since I was a wee lad, and its no different today. We'll take a look at a few of their treats from Halloweens past and present. Also, Ronald McDonald is a demon-spawning, sex-changing, flesh eating zombie from Hell. All this and more, after these messages…

Today's bonus Halloween candy review - Mint!

Fonts. And food. And fonts. And food. Mmm… If typing with funky Halloween fonts makes you hungry for pumpkin, then you, my friend, are very weird. But you're also very much in luck, because we've got a ton of fonts and foods for you to sink your teeth into. Bon appétit!

Today's bonus Halloween candy review - Graeter's Pumpkin Fudge!

Hey kids guess who’s back… that’s right, it’s me, Mrs. X, and in honor of Chris Carter’s (the almighty creator of the best show ever on television, period) birthday on Saturday October 13^th I’m going to give you a review of one of my top ten all time favorite X-Files episodes. "Post-Modern Prometheus" has everything you could need for Halloween: monsters, mad scientists, crazy townspeople, and, of course, a very shippy moment with Mulder and Scully. Click the pic to check it out.

Turns out there's precious little you can write about fonts. So little, in fact, that I'm not even going to bother. Instead I'm going to give you a quick and easy download of the next Sci-Fi Guys Halloween 2007 font collection, and an extra-special Halloween candy review.

Today's bonus Halloween candy review - Dum-Dums!

Halloween is following me. I'm not kidding. Even before October it kept showing up in inappropriate places, making its eerie presence felt. Its purposefully pointing itself out to me, making no bones about the fact that it is deliberately screwing with me. I can't fight it. Its too powerful. Its all knowing. And its everywhere…

Today's bonus Halloween candy review - Caramel Creme Candies!

Mark here, roving movie reviewer for The Sci-Fi Guys (if by 'roving' you mean sitting on my ass on the couch), with a new movie on which to report. Click the pic to read more about the alternate reality vampire thriller Perfect Creature.

Freaky fonts. Terrifying typefaces. Scary scripts. Bonechilling bolds. Icky italics. Evil extendeds. Netherworldly narrows. Insane Sans Serifs. Life-ending letters. Paralyzing punctuation. Need to do some spooky spelling this Halloween? Come on in and get your type on.

Today's bonus Halloween candy review - Juicy Fruit Monster Sticks!