Star Trek. Cell. Year One. Halo. Halo 2. From A Buick 8. I got one word for ya – I REVIEW 'EM ALL! That's right, kids, your Uncle Gary's gonna give you more sci-fi reviews than my first wife had crotch warts. Yeah, doggy! Let's get on up in that!

I'm sure it will surprise absolutely no one that TransFormers: Revenge Of The Fallen was bad. I'm sure it will come as no shock at all that this movie makes no fucking sense. But what was surprising was that it was a better Transformers movie than TransFormers was.

Head over to Google and do an image search for sci-fi Easter eggs. Go on, I'll wait. Disappointing, isn't it? Besides some Dr. Who chocolate eggs that no longer appear to be for sale, I found one piddly egg. One. THIS WILL NOT DO. I'm bringing the sci-fi to the Internet's Easter basket this year. Click the [...]

Oh, yeah! Even better than I thought it would be! Some Romulan guy time travels back to Star Trek 90210 and messes up history and changes the way everything looks! Check out J.J. Abrams new ship design, the Pontiac Aztek of outer space!

Disclaimer: I have not seen the original theatrical release. All comments are base solely on the unrated version so I won’t be able to tell you if the extra footage adds or detracts from the movie. My initial reaction is to say "yes, it will add to the movie" simply based on past experience. Anyone [...]

On the First Day of Christmas my true love gave to me… a boatload of sci-fi awesomeness. From now until January 6 we celebrate the 12 Days Of Sci-Fi Christmas. Be sure to check back every day for a new entry. I'll know if you don't. I see you when you're sleeping, and I know when [...]

After my pathetic one-entry Halloween celebration and my complete lack of Turkitron for Thanksgiving, I think it's time I get my ass in gear and start writing again. So put on your Santa cap and come on in, 'cause it's time to deck the halls with a good old-fashioned Sci-Fi Guys Christmas.

Hey, you know a great way to start the Halloween season? With a review of a horror movie. You know what an even better way is? A review of a horror movie you watched while sitting next to a real life psychopath. Come on in and I'll tell you all about how I almost got [...]

The Dark Knight was very, very good. Very grim, like any good Batman story should be, and ends with the perfect mixture of hope and awfulness, just like the best Batman comics do. It won't exactly leave you feeling good, but then again, it's not supposed to. It's not a happy, feel-good movie. It's a [...]

I went. I saw. I reviewed.