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To celebrate the 42nd anniversary of the Apollo 11 Moon landing, I'm breaking my own rule and publishing something that isn't about science fiction. It turned out, fortunately, to be science fiction, but when it was written its factuality was unknown. I'm referring to the beautiful, chilling speech written for President Nixon in the event [...]

I've been posting on Facebook, but it's getting slower and slower. The Sci-Fi Guys website is hosted on a server cluster in Germany, so maybe we will be up a little longer than the US servers. I don't know. I can't be certain of anything at this point other than that the human race is [...]

I should have posted this weeks ago, but the latest episode of The Sci-Fi Guys is on the air! Episode 9: "BaconFest" features an exclusive interview with author Kim Harrison and more bacon than you can clog an artery at. We've got a new Saturday showtime in addition to our established Tuesday night timeslot, new [...]

This is a new Transformer from the upcoming Transformers: Dark Of The Moon. It is a NASCAR stock car that turns into a robot with a mullet. In case that didn't register I will repeat it: it's a NASCAR robot WITH A FUCKING MULLET. You understand that he's making fun of you, right? He mocked [...]

"Gay As Hell"? Well, yeah, but that's not it. "Like It Might Suck"? Sure, but that doesn't fully capture it. "Inferior"? "Overdone"? Both true, but not quite there. Wait, I know: "LIKE A BAG OF ASS". That's it. The new Spider-Man looks like a giant bag of ass.

Four different people on four different occasions this week have told me, live and in person, that I need to write more for this site. Four people whom I didn't even know read this site have told me I'm slacking. Well, I'm only one man. And though I don't have time to cook up a full [...]

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cold out there today. It's cold out there every day; what is this, Miami Beach? But you know, there's another reason why today is especially exciting. The big question on everybody's lips, their chapped lips: do ya think Phil is gonna come out [...]