Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cold out there today. It's cold out there every day; what is this, Miami Beach? But you know, there's another reason why today is especially exciting. The big question on everybody's lips, their chapped lips: do ya think Phil is gonna come out [...]
Happy Thanksgiving, primitive ape-race.
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO I ran for treasurer of student council. It involved a lot of hard work. We decorated many cookies. We spent all night putting up green frosting and then we drew up many posters. But the principle called me down to her office and informed me that I had [...]
Hey, remember a couple of years ago when I didn't have time to write a real article, so I just cheated and posted a bunch of pics of other people's jack-o'-lanterns I found online? Guess what…
Seriously.
Ever.
Star Trek. Cell. Year One. Halo. Halo 2. From A Buick 8. I got one word for ya – I REVIEW 'EM ALL! That's right, kids, your Uncle Gary's gonna give you more sci-fi reviews than my first wife had crotch warts. Yeah, doggy! Let's get on up in that!
I'm sure it will surprise absolutely no one that TransFormers: Revenge Of The Fallen was bad. I'm sure it will come as no shock at all that this movie makes no fucking sense. But what was surprising was that it was a better Transformers movie than TransFormers was.
Head over to Google and do an image search for sci-fi Easter eggs. Go on, I'll wait. Disappointing, isn't it? Besides some Dr. Who chocolate eggs that no longer appear to be for sale, I found one piddly egg. One. THIS WILL NOT DO. I'm bringing the sci-fi to the Internet's Easter basket this year. Click the [...]
Oh, yeah! Even better than I thought it would be! Some Romulan guy time travels back to Star Trek 90210 and messes up history and changes the way everything looks! Check out J.J. Abrams new ship design, the Pontiac Aztek of outer space!
Disclaimer: I have not seen the original theatrical release. All comments are base solely on the unrated version so I won’t be able to tell you if the extra footage adds or detracts from the movie. My initial reaction is to say "yes, it will add to the movie" simply based on past experience. Anyone [...]
