Chris here: T.H.O. Girl is married to Dan, and is pregnant with the mother of his adorable little devil spawn love child, Evil-Lyn. Here's some more good things about her: she's pretty, has gorgeous hair, and huge boobs. She likes Firefly/Serenity… a LOT. She's sweet, smart, and a good cook. Only slightly less well known is this: when I decide to break out the camera in a theatre parking lot for an impromptu movie review in the cool September wind, her nipples get harder than long division. She says its the weather, but I think the truth is that some chicks just dig me like that. Booyah.

T.H.O. Girl writes:

Favorite Sci-Fi TV Series: Duh…Firefly

Favorite Fantasy Novel: Hmmmm….I guess I don't have one…I really like the Stephanie Plum series by Janet Evanovich but I'm not sure what genre that would be.

Turn-Ons: My husband, Greaters Strawberry Chip ice cream, Applebee's classic boneless wings and cheese sticks, Firefly fan fiction, good movies and some of the bad, sleeping, and I would have to say that's about it.

Turn-Offs: Professional wrestling, rude wait staff (you just can't find good help these days), laundry, last minute people, and there is just too many to list.

Favorite Sci-Fi/Fantasy Quote: Wash: "That sounds kind of sci-fi." Zoe: "Honey, we live in a spaceship"

Currently In Her CD Player: Evanescence, Kelly Clarkson, Mandy Moore, Dixie Chicks, How to win a date with Tad Hamilton (good soundtrack), and Coldplay

Favorite Color: Green

Used To Look Like: How the heck am I to answer this?? Who does who used to look like?? I don't get it. Why do you confuse me this way??

Currently Looks Like: Please see statement above