Chris writes: Sci-Fi Girl is mine and Frog Boy's little sister, and the youngest member of The Sci-Fi Guys. Don't let her age and innocent demeanor fool you, she's a stone cold killer psycho pirate ninja. She recently asked me, at knife point, how I would dare have a TV show and website without making her part of it. Sobbing, I told her that I would write her profile that very second, and then edit her into the opening montage so she would be in every episode. She spared me, but I'm still nervous around her. No one escapes the wrath of Sci-Fi Girl forever. I'm living on borrowed time. And since she's gonna kill me anyway, check out this baby picture of her:

Seriously, how adorable is that?? Every time I play 'Aladdin' on Bag-O’-Sega Jr.™ I can't help but remember when she was this small, and she used to sit on the couch with me and watch her Disney movies over and over (and over and over and over…). She would clap along and sing "Pwince Awi, mighty is he, Awi Ababwa!" SO cute!

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