Mouser refuses to write his own bio, so this is what he gets until I can muster up the energy to tell you about about the best after-concert experience ever. The one where Mouser, Mrs. X, and myself, fresh out of a magnificent Rolling Stones concert, were trapped in the car together in horrible Columbus, OH traffic. The one where, out of nowhere, Mouser decides that Columbus is making the traffic bad to purposefully and specifically destroy him personally, and I am not kidding at all. The one where usually kind and friendly Mouser went old-school apeshit berzerk and began pummeling the inside of his own car, vowing that he will, if it takes him the rest of his days, murder the city of Columbus and shit on its still smoldering ashes. Its the very best story in the world.

Until then, let me just leave it at this: Mouser knows that the Stones have a song called "Country Honk" and a song called "Honky Tonk Woman," and he knows which is which and which came first. Not because he studied music, not because his job is music, but because he loves music. And I believe he loves the Rolling Stones almost as much as me. 

For that reason alone, Mouser has my highest musical respect, and will be the one and only Sci-Fi Guys music correspondent for as long as he wants the job. And that, my friends, is the highest compliment I've given another human being in a very, very long time.