Chris here:

Dan. Dan is the man. Dan “The Man” Levitan. Dan is the man with the helpful hardware plan. Don’t ever be named Dan, ’cause Dan rhymes with ‘man,’ and men jerk off. And that’s what he is… a jerk off.

This is the kind of thing I type when I can’t think of anything to type. Dan is not a jerk off. He is T.H.O. Girl baby daddy.

Dan collects Star Wars LEGOs and likes anime even more than me, which is kind of an impressive thing, since I am married to three women in three different cities, all of whom are animated hentai juku girls with cat ears and schoolgirl outfits.

Dan writes:

Favorite Sci-Fi TV Series: Smallville

Favorite Fantasy Novel: Homeland by R.A. Salvatore

Turn-Ons: sense of humor, intelligence, assertiveness, earthiness (having a smoking hot body doesn’t hurt either)

Turn-Offs: smoking, whining, arrogance, pettiness, narrow-mindedness

Favorite Sci-Fi/Fantasy Quote: “It’s like I told my last wife; I said, ‘Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, besides that it’s all in the reflexes’” Jack Burton – Big Trouble in Little China

Currently In His CD Player: Angels and Airwaves

Favorite Color: Blue

Used To Look Like: A child from “Children of the Corn”

Currently Looks Like: Harrison Ford and Robert Redford’s love child