Turkitron’s Returnification III: The Quickening
Thursday, November 26th, 2009Happy Thanksgiving, primitive ape-race.
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO I ran for treasurer of student council. It involved a lot of hard work. We decorated many cookies. We spent all night putting up green frosting and then we drew up many posters. But the principle called me down to her office and informed me that I had [...]
