If this is being reported by a Christian source, take it with a grain of salt. The same people tried to claim that Terry Pratchett renounced atheism when he found out he had that fast-acting version of Alzheimer’s, but it turned out that was complete bullshit. He said nothing of the kind, then ridiculed the idea. There’s an author who knows how to die in style.

If this is being reported by Anne Rice herself, all this means is that she was never really an atheist in the first place. Its not something you stop doing. You don’t just wake up one day and say, “Hey, you know all that mythology and irrational fear-based belief system shit that I thought was crazy yesterday? Like, it totally makes sense now! Yay, Jesus!” A lot of people claim to be atheists to create some sense of controversy or because they think it makes them seem edgy. I’ve known fuckers like this, and they make things hard for us real atheists, because those kinds of people are invariably intolerable goth asshole posers who should be beaten to death with their own severed legs. Fuck ‘em; we don’t need those people.

Just for the record, you’ll know a pseudo-exatheist by the fact that they always turn Christian. Never Buddhist, never Muslim, never Jewish. There are no atheists who one day wake up and believe in Zeus or Thor or Xenu, which, to an authentic atheist, all make just as much sense as believing in Jehovah. Nope, its always Jesus. Becuase they were never really atheists in the first place. They were just Christans who wanted attention.

Regardless of her newfound “faith” I think it’s sad that it’s creating this idea (whether that’s her intention or not) that she’s turning from darkness to the light. It’s irritating and unnecessary.

That’s my two cents…what do you all think?

Mark

angry christian bale: DA REMIX!

LA based DJ RevoLucian has made rage danceable by setting Christian Bales on set tirade to a nice little club beat. What’s even more amazing is that he did this shit in like 12 hours. The guys a genius, at least in the category of setting threats to music. No one has brought together music and harassment this well since me in the 7th grade, when I took a dump in the fat kids tuba.

(go here if the player below doesn't work, and please note the difference between a real DJ and a boring lifeless hack like sam ronson)

 

Audio evidence of Christian Bale’s PMS.

Oh, look, another Hollywood pussy boy has a tantrum. What a shock.

Fuck Christian Bale. If that fucking director had half a testicle he’d have stopped this before it got this far. The director, by the way, is a 40 year old white guy who calls himself “McG.” Seriously, that’s his professional name. So you know he’s going to be worthless. When Bale calls him out all he can muster is “I didn’t see it happen.” Pussy. At one point Bale moves in to physically attack the DP and is held back by other people. And he has the fucking audacity to question someone else’s professionalism. I wish they hadn’t stopped Bale and that DP would have whipped his ass. I fucking hate celebrities. Hate ‘em. This is what they mostly turn into. Even the seemingly cool ones like Howard Stern eventually transform into whiny self-centered little bitches just like this.

Somebody walked across the set? No fucking shit, asshole, movie sets are crowded places. You want to know why he was walking across the set? Because he’s the director of fucking photography. He needs to be there. DPs often walk around looking for better shots and angles. Its their god damned job. If delicate, prissy, lisping little pansy boy actors like Christian Bale can’t handle that I suggest they do us all a favor and find a new fucking line of work.

I’ve been on the fence about Terminator: Salvation. I don’t know if its going to be worth the bother. They’re gonna have to really shine to match the level of story we see in Sarah Connor Chronicles, and quite frankly I don’t know if they can deliver. Now I want to see it less than ever. Fuck this guy and fuck his movies. I hope it tanks and he never works again. We don’t need people like him. Bale, please report to your house and put a gun in your mouth. Your services are no longer required.

Hurry up and listen to this clip before Warner Bros. and Bales’ lawyers have it removed. And they will remove it, have no doubt. Just knowing its out here would definitely irritate Christian Bale’s sensitive little vagina.

Chris’s note: FUCK YOU, Feindler. I’m gonna get you, you filthy son of a bitch. I’m gonna find you out somewhere when you least expect it, and I’m gonna pounce. Like a fucking panther! You are a dead man, Marco, you hear me? A DEAD MAN!

Chris’s note: Searching for “handcuffed during sex,” eh? Nico, you are my kind of spam bot…