Happy Thanksgiving, primitive ape-race.
THOUSANDS of years ago, in the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryus, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this time came poultry, the creatures who were destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon their troubled bird brows. It is I, [...]

This is Drag Strip. He's a Transformer, a Decepticon, a member of the Stunticons, and one of the most memorable little toys I've ever owned. Not only does he provide a much needed limb for Menasor and turn into a pretty cool little race car, but he has six wheels. Why does he have six [...]

Wherein I, with a heavy heart, bid a fond farewell to the 2007 Halloween season, and share with you, Loyal Reader, my deliciously evil plans for Halloween 2008.