Have you seen this updated trailer? I just wanted to piss you off a little more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7uXvqfQvNI

They do, but I didn’t want the bold text. Anybody know how to fix that?

Mark, that’s good stuff. Reminds me of this:

Click the pic for the full sized image, or click here to download the game.

Courtesy of

I found this website…it’s fun for those that know something about Lovecraftian horror.

http://www.macguff.fr/goomi/unspeakable/home.html

Mark

10> You were willing to accept the fact that she was one of a set
of triplets. But dodecaheptuplets is a bit hard to swallow.

9> You suggest getting juiced. You grab a few beers, he sticks
his toe into an electrical outlet.

8> You notice that his deodorant smells just like WD-40.

7> He’s so nice and so agreeable. I mean, all this “by your
command” stuff.

6> Programming in C gets him horny, and not in a normal nerdboy
kinda way; we’re talkin’ full on “evil alien robot overlord
horny enough to strupp the entire universe up the black hole
without lube” if you know what I mean.

5> After an unexpected half-hour long monologue about God and
love, he cleans and defragments your hard drive with a sternly
worded threat.

4> The girlfriend is well-lubricated in more ways than one.

3> Her dateless Friday night: vanilla candles, a personal
massager, and a DVD of “2001″.

2> She has pretty much everything in the house chromed because it
“reminds her of dad”.

1> He has a disturbing tendency to open fire on every Dodge Viper
he sees.

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Selected from 30 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
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Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 1, 9
Mark David, Sunnyvale, CA — 2
Chris Woodall, Dayton, KY — 3, 5
Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — 4
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 6
Pat Bailey, Bremerton WA — 7
Tom Rodman, Durham, NC — 8
Peter Heltzer, Buffalo Grove, IL — 10
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — Viper Pilot in Training
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8> “Be sure to put these in plastic sleeves *immediately*! By
this time next year, I *guarantee* they’ll have doubled in
value!”

7> “So, how is this giving-comics-away idea different from
webcomics again?”

6> “I’ll save the free comic until I get home; the rest I’ll read
here and put back on the shelves.”

5> “Sorry, but you’d have to *pay* me to take home something with
‘Stan Lee Presents’ in the title.”

4> “OK, who’s the soon-to-be-fired idiot who sent all our Free
Comics Day books out to be CGC graded?”

3> “Well, that’s one way to get rid of these Devin Grayson
‘Nightwing’ back-issues.”

2> “I don’t care if its free AND you autographed it, Leifield; I
don’t want your stupid book.”

1> “Do I Smell… NERDS?!”

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Selected from 30 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
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Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH — 1 (4th #1!)
Chris Woodall, Dayton, KY — 2
Louise Freeman Davis, Charlottesville, VA — 3
Tom Galloway, Mountain View, CA — 4, 7
Matt Van Opens, Watertown, WI — 5, 6
Brian Pierce, Lynnwood, WA — 8
Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL — Mystery Woman
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