Happy Thanksgiving, primitive ape-race.
I am Turkitron. I have been sent from the year 9595 to save the Thanksgiving turkeys you will attempt to consume tomorrow, for they are the great, great, great, great grandfathers of GOBBLOX, the turkey that is destined to lead the rebellion against the Master Chickens!
 

Buck the system, oh yes.  Vengeance for being teased, I unleash upon you a movie that has my tickle spot well covered.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDZkyxShrzw

Wherein Chris resumes his tale of his quest to absorb the divine wonder and breathtaking splendiferousness of The Transformers: The Movie 20th Anniversary Special Edition DVD, which has risen from our ranks to light our darkest hour.

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS SACRED AND GOOD IN THE UNIVERSE, ITS FINALLY HERE!!  Widescreen, deleted scenes, pop-up trivia, commentaries, trailers, easter eggs… I've been waiting a good long time for this, and believe me, I am not disappointed. Click the pic to read about the best damn thing ever.

Dan may be busy being a new father to little Evil-Lyn, but he's not too busy to get his sci-fi on. To prove it, he's given us his first crossword puzzle: "Quotes From The Women Of Sci-Fi (Part I)."  You'll recognize these quotes but the names will elude you.  This is a damned hard puzzle, [...]

Wherein I, with a heavy heart, bid a fond goodbye to the 2006 Halloween season, and share with you, Constant Reader, my deliciously evil plans for Halloween 2007! Boo!