Chris doesn’t feel too good…
I'm out of the office today, folks. I feel like crap and I'm worn out from nothing at all. I think I have sympathy exhaustion now that Evil-Lyn's been born. Its the only explanation I can think of. I don't have much content to offer, so I promise I'll make it up to you with a really, really, really good article tomorow. Pinky swear.
October 27th, 2006 at 8:44 pm
I just caught part of The Fly (the Jeff Goldblum version) on TV, and I was pleased to see that they didn't cut out the vomit scene. That gave me an idea for today's article. I want to see Halloween vomiting. Here's the rule - vomit must be coming from one of the following: 1) a jack o' lantern, 2) a Halloween movie or special, 3) a monster, or 4) a naked chick. And I mean she better have exposed nipples at the very least, people. I'll start us off:
Okay, folks; your turn.
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It’s a double-feature:
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This one's my favorite so far. That's guacamole, and this is how it was served at a Halloween party. Genius!
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October 30th, 2006 at 5:44 pm
Okay, now this one is my favorite. This is dediation, folks. This is commitment. This here’s what Halloween’s all about.
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I am Zoidberg!