Comments on: Chris reviews Bram Stoker’s Dracula

By: Allison

Allison — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 01:17:56 +0000

YOU GUYS ARE AWSOME!!

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 00:44:10 +0000

That’s hilarious! Hey, I just checked out your website, skin, and you have a marvelous collection of titties. Bravo to you, good sir. You are clearly my kind of people.

Since you have all sorts of fine celeb ass on your site, I’m sure you’ve heard of “Girl, Interrupted.” Winona Ryder and Angelina Jolie in a movie about girls in a psych ward – THERE WAS NO ACTING INVOLVED IN THE MAKING OF THAT FILM. I can’t remember if there’s any nude scenes, though. You got any idea?

By: mr skin

mr skin — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 15:27:33 +0000

Here is some funny news I just found about Winona Ryder:

Winona Ryder’s “psychopathic tendencies” helped the actress land a starring role in director Daniel Waters’ forthcoming movie.

Waters, who worked with the actress on the film Heathers, says Ryder was the perfect choice to play a psychopathic character in his new film, Sex And Death 101.

He says, “I needed a psychopath who was sweet, warm, and funny – and that’s basically Winona. She’s like an Audrey Hepburn that’s been dropped off the table and has a crack in it.”

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 01:30:59 +0000

A two-hour Gary Oldman and Anthony Hopkins flaming swordfight… now THAT would have been a good movie. They could try to out-crazy each other. Oh, man, I smell a sequel…

By: Mrs. X

Mrs. X — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 19:45:37 +0000

I liked this movie if only for the fact that I thought Gary Oldman as young Dracula was HOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Other than him I thought both Wynonna and Keanu were both whiny. Oh I did like Anthony Hopkins, I always forget he was in this movie, but the movie should have been centered around him. He should have killed Wynonna and Keanu immedeately and then he and Dracula should have fought the rest of the movie with big swords and fire.

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 19:42:58 +0000

BINGO!! I knew there was a joke hiding in that article somewhere. Well played, sir.

By: Quentin

Quentin — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 19:40:46 +0000

Winona couldn’t pull her blouse down any further – she had two tshirts and a fanny pack tucked under her breasts that still had KMart tags on ‘em.

By: Frog Boy

Frog Boy — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 18:00:18 +0000

I must apologize for my approach at being sarcastic.

I absolutely love this movie and think that Chris’ review is crazy. However, in order for Chris to understand that I was being sarcastic I should have change my writing style instead of condensing my thoughts down to one line. I think it order for Chris to understand my sarcasm I need an essay that is at least 300 – 4000 words in length. My apologies sir!

Hitti – you can still go to hell, no other explanation need there.

Peace,
Frog Boy

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 17:34:27 +0000

Thanks, bro, but I’m a little confused. You said the review was excellent, and yet you though the movie was excellent, too. The review was pretty unabashedly scathing and harsh toward the movie. No comprendo, hermano.

By: Frog Boy

Frog Boy — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:46:37 +0000

Chris – excellent review of an excellent movie!

Hitti – you might want to kill yourself because nobody really has any use for you!

Peace,
Frog Boy