AARRRRR!!!

pirate-throw-pillow-thumbnail.jpgAhoy, and well met, me hearties!  May yer sails be full o' wind, yer purses full o' coin, yer holds aburst with swag, and a most happy and auspicious International Talk Like A Pirate Day to ye all!  Aarrrrr!!!

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14 Responses to “AARRRRR!!!”

  1. Mark Says:

    Arrrrrgh! What’s a pirates favorite place to eat?

    What’s a pirates favorite subject in school?

    Wife Swap on Monday had the scurvy founders of this holiday!

    Mark

  2. DanM Says:

    A Pirate’s favorite place to eat be Arrrrrrrbies!

    A pirate’s favorite subject be Arrrrrrithmetic!

  3. Chris Says:

    A riddle for ye: what be the reason pirates be so amazin’?

  4. Mark Says:

    http://www.venganza.org/

    Finally! Incontrovertible proof that the decline in pirates is the direct cause of global warming.

    Brought to you by the Pastafarians of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    Mark

  5. Mark Says:

    Update…

    I insist that I be referred to by my pirate name from now on please….

    Mark “Rusty Gut Bucket” Mains

    Thank you!

  6. Mark Says:

    PS….I don’t know the answer to your riddle.

    Rusty Gut Bucket Mains

  7. Chris Says:

    They just AARRRRRR!!!

  8. Chris Says:

    Where can ye find a pirate what lost his peglegs?

  9. Chris Says:

    I be on wordsmith.org’s A Word A Day mailin’ list, ya scabrous dogs, and this week’s theme be words concerning pirates. Aarrrrr!!!

    Guest Wordsmith John “Ol’ Chumbucket” Baur writes: “Every September 19 people around the world celebrate International Talk Like A Pirate Day. It’s been marked on all continents — even Antarctica. Why? Because it’s fun, it’s anarchic. Its very whimsy — trying to get everyone on the planet to talk like a stereotypical Caribbean buccaneer on the same day each year — sets it apart from other holidays…

    A note — I’ve often heard people talk about pirates’ “cockney accents.” Wrong! The stereotypical pirate has a Cornish accent, based on the performance of Long John Silver by actor Robert Newton in the 1950 Disney version of “Treasure Island”. He was from Cornwall, and his over-the-top performance and native accent are the reason people think that’s what a pirate sounded like. Of course, pirates came from all nationalities. But the pop culture image is firmly embedded, and Robert Newton is the reason why.”

    Whatever ye say, ‘Ol Chumbucket. Here be the words!

    MONDAY’S WORD:

    buccaneer (buk-uh-NEER) noun

    1. An unscrupulous adventurer in politics, business, etc.

    2. A pirate.

    [From French boucanier (buccaneer, barbecuer, hunter of wild ox), from boucan (a frame for smoking meat), from Tupi mukem.] Buccaneer comes from a French adaptation of a Carib Indian word bukan, a way of slow-cooking meat over a low fire on a grill. The first bouncaniers were interlopers in “Spain’s” Caribbean, and the Spaniards tried to drive them out. It was only too easy for England to recruit the buccaneers into attacking Spanish interests. So modern day barbecuers, with their Webber gas grills and comical aprons, are actually descendants of the classic Caribbean pirates.

    TUESDAY’S WORD:

    filibuster (FIL-uh-bus-tuhr) verb tr., intr.

    1. To block or delay the passage of legislation, especially by making prolonged irrelevant speeches.

    2. To block or delay something.

    noun

    Such a delaying tactic.

    [Filibuster was another name for pirates in the "Golden Age of Piracy", from roughly 1650 to 1720. From Spanish filibustero, from French flibustier, from Dutch vrijbuiter (freebooter or pirate).]

    WEDNESDAY’S WORD:

    Jolly Roger (JOL-ee ROJ-uhr) noun

    The pirates’ flag, showing a white skull and crossbones on a black background. Also known as the blackjack or black flag.

    [The origin of the name Jolly Roger is uncertain.]

    THURSDAY’S WORD:

    false colors (fawls KUL-uhrs) noun

    Deceptive actions.

    [When ships approached each other at sea, sailors would look to the flag to determine whether the other vessel was from a friendly or enemy nation. They'd often try to confuse the other by flying a false flag until they were close enough to attack.]

    So there they be! I’ll let ye know what tomorrow’s word be tomorrow.

  10. Frog Boy Says:

    AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR - I couldn’t help myself.

    Peace,
    Frog Boy

  11. Chris Says:

    FRIDAY’S WORD:

    avast (uh-VAST) interjection

    Stop; used as a command to stop or desist.

    [From Dutch hou vast (hold fast), from houd vast.]

    That be the last of our piratin’ words, and truer and gooder words have never been spoke. And Frog Boy, ye landlubbin’ son of a gun, the next time you lay finger to keyboard on this article, you’ll be wantin’ ta talk like a pirate, or you’ll be wearin’ yer guts fer garters!! Aarrrrr!!!

  12. Chris Says:

    Steady, lads; me mind’s awonder. What would happen, do ye suppose, if a body were to click here?

  13. mr skin Says:

    Pirates 2 pretty much sucked compared to the first one. It had a few good parts, but I think it was just a prelude to the 3rd one. I hope number 3 is better!

  14. Chris Says:

    Arr, I be with ye on that, skin. Davey Jones and his crew were not threatening at all, the Flying Dutchman was just plain stupid looking, the dialogue was horrible, the story didn’t make any sense, Norrington’s incredible character from the first movie was turned into a joke, and Keira Knightley was too damn tan. I liked her virginal, white, porcelain skin the way it was before she got ultrafamous.

    You know what, dude? You’ve inspired me. I’ve been sitting on my ass not reviewing this movie because I wanted to do a whole pirate-themed episode of the show. I bought pirate stuff, I started working on some graphics, and Mark even shot a really nice segment which I have yet to edit. And then I just stopped. I’ve been innundated with life which has taken a lot of time away from me working on the show and website, and now that all of that crap is pretty much behind me, I’ve just been vegging out doing jack shit. In my own defense, I did spend a solid couple of days putting together our new Halloween header, but that was a solid couple of days of work in the middle of a solid few weeks of not doing any damn thing at all. Time to get of my ass and get some work done. I’m gonna finish the damn episode and get it on the air. Keep a weather eye, matey. The new episode be a comin’! Aaarrrrr!!!

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