Comments on: Mark reviews “Who Wants To Be A Superhero?”

By: SuperheroExam.com

SuperheroExam.com — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 17:32:04 +0000

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By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 00:35:43 +0000

He generates electricity or something due to a lab accident.

Fat Momma could grow 5x her size to stomp evil.

Mark

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 19:08:13 +0000

What are his “powers”?

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 05:23:04 +0000

For those of you that are following this thread I’m pleased to announce the show ended last night. It was between Fat Momma and Feedback…Feedback won. He gets a comic book, a made for tv movie on the sci-fi channel and a trip for 2 to Universal Studios.

I would have voted for fat momma!

Mark

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 09 Aug 2006 17:53:38 +0000

New plot twist for this hated show this week…The Iron Enforcer was voted off but comes back as a (I think) villan! I can’t wait…I hate this show!

Mark

By: Mrs. X

Mrs. X — Tue, 08 Aug 2006 20:46:31 +0000

ok I’ll through my usless 2 cents in here. When I first saw the previews for this show I thought wow what a bunch of crap. I think I have seen about 5 minutes of the first episode and that was enough for me. I have to agree wholeheartdely with Mark’s review of this. Where the hell did they find these people?

I mean I realize I’m a dork, sci-fi geek or whatever and my friends and family know that, but there is know reason to go flaunting it on national tv. These people are obviously screaming to get beat down in the middle of the street by total strangers just for being completely ate up geeks. Oh wait I’m sorry they have super powers so they should be able to thwart off any attack by running to the security of their Moms’ basements.

If you want to be in a comic book that bad think up some stories, take some art classes and create your own Damn comic book geez.

Secondly is it just me or has Stan Lee officially just lost his damn mind. I mean come on I can’t believe the GodFather of comics is even associated with this crap. Oh wait he must have Steve Martin/Robin Williams disease. Throw a bag of money at me and I’ll do anything. I won’t read the premise or the script and I’ll look like an idiot, but I’ll get my money. Me thinks that Mr. Lee might be few spideys short if you know what I mean.

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 08 Aug 2006 18:44:31 +0000

I haven’t seen ANY of the Prophecy movies.

By: Mark

Mark — Tue, 08 Aug 2006 00:15:24 +0000

WHAT! You don’t know what a nephilim is? I always forget you haven’t seen all of “The Prophecy” series with Christopher Walken. A nephilim is the offspring of an angel and a human. At least according to these movies…

Oh the fatality!

Mark

By: Chris

Chris — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 21:39:37 +0000

Mark is an absolute trip to watch TV with. We also watched "101 Surgical Disasters" and "101 Things Removed From The Human Body." I will never get tired of watching Mark watching maggots and roaches and deformed human beings on TV. Its like I get two shows. "101 Things Removed From The Human Body" was pretty fucked up, so Mark was cracking up that I was making the same faces as he was for a change. Seeing Mark brought to pre-vomit heaving or unexpected crying by video entertainment accounts for about 90% of the best times I've ever had in my life. As fun as his gross-out gaggings are, his often completely random emotional breakdowns are the best. He was reduced to tears the other day watching an insurance commercial, which was most excellent. But my favorite time ever was when we saw The 13th Warrior. There we were in the darkened theater, the climactic battle was approaching, and the Viking queen hands another Viking lady a bunch of knives. Her line was "When the time comes, don't let them be taken." She was referring to the villiage children. The Viking women had resolved to kill their own kids rather than let them be taken as slaves or food for the invading cannibals. We were all totally engrossed by the movie, when, out of nowhere, Mark, hand on his heart, tears in his eyes, voice quavering on the verge of sobbing, exclaims "Oh! The fatality!" Everyone near him lost it. It was such a completely weird thing to say when you're all choked up, but yet it was so clearly, deeply sincere. All we could do was laugh. Here we are watching mothers on the verge of performing mercy killings on their own children, and the whole aisle in the theater is rolling in hysterics. It was awesome. Hey, Mark, what the hell is a nephilim?

By: The middle Brother

The middle Brother — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 20:02:59 +0000

While you’re on the subject of reality shows, if you ever get a chance I would suggest watching “Extreme Home Makeover” with Mark. He’ll be an emotional basket case before they’re even finished introducing whatever sickly kid they’re exploiting that week. I’ve never seen anyone so emotionly and physically drained by watching an hour long commercial for Sears.