Comments on: We fall for Lucas’s Banana in the Tailpipe http://sci-fi-guys.com/2006/05/05/we-fall-for-lucass-banana-in-the-tailpipe/ Get your geek on.™ Mon, 06 Feb 2012 03:09:40 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: Chris http://sci-fi-guys.com/2006/05/05/we-fall-for-lucass-banana-in-the-tailpipe/comment-page-1/#comment-51 Chris Fri, 05 May 2006 21:18:24 +0000 http://sci-fi-guys.com/?p=127#comment-51 Read it again, Q: we show no hate for the Special Editions. I LIKED them. Epecially 'Jedi' 'cause they got rid of that fucking Ewok song at the end. What we hate is not being able to watch the originals on DVD. What we hate even more is Lucas and his casual 'fuck you if you don't like it' attitude towards the die-hard fans; the very people that made him rich and famous. I always intended to buy the Special Editions, IF, and ONLY IF, the originals were available also. If not, then no dice. Read it again, Q: we show no hate for the Special Editions. I LIKED them. Epecially ‘Jedi’ ’cause they got rid of that fucking Ewok song at the end. What we hate is not being able to watch the originals on DVD. What we hate even more is Lucas and his casual ‘fuck you if you don’t like it’ attitude towards the die-hard fans; the very people that made him rich and famous. I always intended to buy the Special Editions, IF, and ONLY IF, the originals were available also. If not, then no dice.

]]> By: Quentin http://sci-fi-guys.com/2006/05/05/we-fall-for-lucass-banana-in-the-tailpipe/comment-page-1/#comment-49 Quentin Fri, 05 May 2006 20:58:33 +0000 http://sci-fi-guys.com/?p=127#comment-49 Wow. Lots of hate for the Special Edition. Have you forgotten the cosmetic touchups of the City in the Clouds? How about the meager fleet of X-Wings headed on a fool's errand? Were the off-world celebrations not enough to merit a grin of satisfaction? Every scene that I hated was (oddly) located on Tatooine - but for the most part, the changes were fairly spot on. As a matter of fact, Empire doesn't have a single set-back with regards to the Special Edition. It's not the Special Edition that I don't like - it's the lying. Even if he <i>had</i> said that the Special Editions would be followed by Original versions, I'd have bought both sets (I own both sets of the LoTR, after all). I'm just upset that he lied to us. It's the lack of respect for the community that he's shown time and time again that really has me pissed. Wow. Lots of hate for the Special Edition. Have you forgotten the cosmetic touchups of the City in the Clouds? How about the meager fleet of X-Wings headed on a fool’s errand? Were the off-world celebrations not enough to merit a grin of satisfaction? Every scene that I hated was (oddly) located on Tatooine – but for the most part, the changes were fairly spot on. As a matter of fact, Empire doesn’t have a single set-back with regards to the Special Edition.

It’s not the Special Edition that I don’t like – it’s the lying. Even if he had said that the Special Editions would be followed by Original versions, I’d have bought both sets (I own both sets of the LoTR, after all). I’m just upset that he lied to us. It’s the lack of respect for the community that he’s shown time and time again that really has me pissed.

]]> By: Mrs. X http://sci-fi-guys.com/2006/05/05/we-fall-for-lucass-banana-in-the-tailpipe/comment-page-1/#comment-48 Mrs. X Fri, 05 May 2006 20:38:04 +0000 http://sci-fi-guys.com/?p=127#comment-48 HAHAHAHA I completely agree with Chris. Screw you Lucas yes I will buy the DVDs this time around, but guess what buddy you ain't gettin my money twice. I never bought the other piece of crap DVDs you put out so HA! And yes I have no problem hiding behind a computer and calling you out as the CHEAP ASS COCK WALLET that you are! HAHAHAHA I completely agree with Chris. Screw you Lucas yes I will buy the DVDs this time around, but guess what buddy you ain’t gettin my money twice. I never bought the other piece of crap DVDs you put out so HA! And yes I have no problem hiding behind a computer and calling you out as the CHEAP ASS COCK WALLET that you are!

]]> By: Chris http://sci-fi-guys.com/2006/05/05/we-fall-for-lucass-banana-in-the-tailpipe/comment-page-1/#comment-45 Chris Fri, 05 May 2006 19:15:47 +0000 http://sci-fi-guys.com/?p=127#comment-45 'We Fall'?  You might wanna change that to 'Q Falls,' my friend.  I fell for <em><strong>nothing!</strong></em>  I <em>know</em> that shitbox Lucas did this on purpose so everyone would give up and buy the altered DVDs first, and then have to come back and buy these two years later. Well, you can burn in hell, George Lucas! I did not fall for your scheme! Neither did our newest writer and my very dear friend, Mrs. X.  We knew the score.  In your arrogance, you told us that if we wanted to watch the unaltered versions we'd just have to suck it up and do so on VHS.  And in our defiance, we did.  We did not buy your bullshit DVDs.  Our VCRs work just fine, thank you very much, you lowlife cocksucking swinewhore.  We vowed that we would NEVER buy the original trilogy until it was available unaltered, and we have kept those vows. Now it will come to pass, that, in the season of the birth of The Christ Child, in the year of our Lord two-thousand and six, we, Chris and Mrs. X of the Sci-Fi Guys, shall watch Han shoot first on DVD! Screw you, Lucas! WE WIN! Of course, they'll probably be charging $50 for each of these movies and they'll be in such limited quanitities that I'll never even see one, but, still - WE WIN!! FUCK YOU!!  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! ‘We Fall’?  You might wanna change that to ‘Q Falls,’ my friend.  I fell for nothing!  I know that shitbox Lucas did this on purpose so everyone would give up and buy the altered DVDs first, and then have to come back and buy these two years later. Well, you can burn in hell, George Lucas! I did not fall for your scheme! Neither did our newest writer and my very dear friend, Mrs. X.  We knew the score.  In your arrogance, you told us that if we wanted to watch the unaltered versions we’d just have to suck it up and do so on VHS.  And in our defiance, we did.  We did not buy your bullshit DVDs.  Our VCRs work just fine, thank you very much, you lowlife cocksucking swinewhore.  We vowed that we would NEVER buy the original trilogy until it was available unaltered, and we have kept those vows. Now it will come to pass, that, in the season of the birth of The Christ Child, in the year of our Lord two-thousand and six, we, Chris and Mrs. X of the Sci-Fi Guys, shall watch Han shoot first on DVD! Screw you, Lucas! WE WIN! Of course, they’ll probably be charging $50 for each of these movies and they’ll be in such limited quanitities that I’ll never even see one, but, still – WE WIN!! FUCK YOU!!  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

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