Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ, what a letdown. What a disappointment. From a Storm that was there only to change outfits, to a Famke Janssen who wasn’t beautiful, this movie seemed DESIGNED to make me cry. Join me here to mourn the loss of a once superb franchise…
Do you like vampires? Do you like monsters? Do you like blood and guts? Do you like going to the movies and reading subtitles because the movie is in a foreign language? If you said yes to any or all of these questions, then Ночной Дозор (Night Watch: ИOCHИOI DOZOR, for those of [...]
“We are all well aware of the fact that Tom Cruise is a fucking whack job… With that in mind I would love to tell you Mission: Impossible: III was such a craptastic waste of celluloid, I wouldn’t even use the reel of film to wipe my ass… But I can’t.”
I was checking out the site of our latest active commentor and saw that Anniina had taken an online geek test at innergeek.us. I’ve got nothing but free time at work, so I hit it like an infidel. My score was 58.57988% - Extreme Geek. Got a button that says so and [...]
Just playin’ around with the Sci-Fi Guys logo… came up with: The SerenityFiGuys (clicking on the link pops a new window). It’s not perfect, far from it, but it’s close enough to make me smile a touch.
Now that I’ve seen almost all of the original episodes of Firefly, I think it’s time I do [...]
That rat bastard. That swindler. Is nothing sacred? How about a little honesty with your fans, you no-necked has-been. What’s got me so upset? George Lucase is releasing the original Star Wars Trilogy on DVD. The original, unaltered, non-Special-Edition, Han Shoots First, original trilogy, once referred to as the [...]
After finding a Sega Genesis 2 and six glorious sci-fi games for $20, Chris chronicles his quest to find a Sega Genesis audio video cable. Click, bold adventurers, to experience the tale, the saga, the legend, and the myth of Bag-O’-Sega™!
“…I knew that I had to see Serenity. My geek credentials were on the line, and in a very real danger of being revoked. Finally, due to a few extraordinary events at home, I found myself at the movie rental place du jour and there was Serenity. I had no choice but to take it [...]
