Comments on: I feel a great disturbance in the web…

By: bawdy insider

bawdy insider — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 18:39:57 +0000

When I die I’m going to leave my body to science fiction — Steven Wright

Chris’s note: Finally, a sci-fi appropriate spam quote. Spam quotes are getting a lot more common, and you guys wouldn’t believe the number of fairly cool quotes I get from spambots. I’m tempted to keep a lot of them, but I don’t want to encourage too much spam activity. Anyway, this one is too cool, and gets to stay.

By: MsAdams

MsAdams — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:11:10 +0000

How much does it cost links on your blog (Blogroll)?

Chris’s note: This smells a lot like spam, but it is a valid question, so here’s the answer: we do not sell space or links on our site. We may advertise in the future, as our site is growing, both in size and popularity, far beyond what I think any of us really expected, and we may eventually need to get some cash rolling in to pay for increasing costs. But as of right now, anything we review is paid for out of our own pockets, and the server space is paid for and maintained by Q. We do not get paid to review or link to the things we do. We link things we think our readers will enjoy, not to something that we are paid to send them to.

By: Profound amendment

Profound amendment — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:06:56 +0000

I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won’t last out the year. The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957

Chris’s note: I don’t care if it is spam, and I don’t care that its poorly punctuated, and I don’t even care that it makes absolutely no sense in the context of this page. This is an awesome quote and its staying.

By: Congress Check

Congress Check — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:33:05 +0000

I see a message from the government, like every day
I watch it, and listen, and call em all suckas
They warnin me about Osama or whatever
Picture me buyin this scam I said never
You in tune to a Hard Truth soldier spittin
I stay committed gives a fuck to die or lose commission
Its all a part of fightin devil state mind control
And all about the battle for your body, mind and soul
And now Im hopin you dont close ya mind – so they shape ya
Dont forget they made us slaves, gave us AIDS and raped us
Another Bush season mean another war for profit
All in secret so the public never think to stop it
The Illuminati triple six all connected
Stolen votes they control the race and take elections
Its the Skull and Bones Freemason kill committee
See the Dragon gettin shittier in every city

Chris’s note: Wow. A street rhyming political spam from a Hard Truth spittin’ soldier speaking out against the evil secret societies that give away our power and control to The Man. This is a spam from congresscheck dot com, and from the sound of it, they’re a bunch of very well educated, well spoken, thoroughly rational human beings. I’m sure Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise are members. You know, I like spams that teach me things. I didn’t know Congress made people slaves and gave them AIDS and raped them. I thought that was the job of professional athletes. Apparently Congress got game. Who knew?