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Sci-Fi Easter Eggs 2009

Head over to Google and do an image search for sci-fi Easter eggs. Go on, I'll wait. Disappointing, isn't it? Besides some Dr. Who chocolate eggs that no longer appear to be for sale, I found one piddly egg. One. THIS WILL NOT DO. I'm bringing the sci-fi to the Internet's Easter basket this year. Click the pic to crack open the first ever batch of Sci-Fi Guys Easter Eggs. Thank you, Easter Bunny! Bawk, bawk!

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April 14th, 2009 by Chris | 134 Comments »

The new USS Enterprise is teh awesome!!!

Oh, yeah! Even better than I thought it would be! Some Romulan guy time travels back to Star Trek 90210 and messes up history and changes the way everything looks! Check out J.J. Abrams new ship design, the Pontiac Aztek of outer space!

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March 16th, 2009 by Chris | 82 Comments »

DanM reviews Death Race Unrated

Disclaimer: I have not seen the original theatrical release. All comments are base solely on the unrated version so I won’t be able to tell you if the extra footage adds or detracts from the movie. My initial reaction is to say "yes, it will add to the movie" simply based on past experience. Anyone whose seen the extended editions of the LOTR movies or even the deleted scenes from a movie like Galaxy Quest would agree.

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March 5th, 2009 by DanM | 21 Comments »

“It’s Groundhog Day!”

gdposter2.jpgOkay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cold out there today. It's cold out there every day; what is this, Miami Beach? But you know, there's another reason why today is especially exciting. The big question on everybody's lips, their chapped lips: do ya think Phil is gonna come out and see his shadow? Punxsutawney Phil! That's right, woodchuck chuckers, it's Groundhog Day!

And to celebrate, The Sci-Fi Guys give you our first ever SALUTE TO TIME LOOPS!

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February 2nd, 2009 by Chris | 31 Comments »

DEC 25 - The 12 Days Of Sci-Fi Christmas

On the First Day of Christmas my true love gave to me… a boatload of sci-fi awesomeness. From now until January 6 we celebrate the 12 Days Of Sci-Fi Christmas. Be sure to check back every day for a new entry. I'll know if you don't. I see you when you're sleeping, and I know when you're awake. I'm creepy like that.

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December 25th, 2008 by Chris | 57 Comments »

DEC 10 - Christmas Time Is Here!

After my pathetic one-entry Halloween celebration and my complete lack of Turkitron for Thanksgiving, I think it's time I get my ass in gear and start writing again. So put on your Santa cap and come on in, 'cause it's time to deck the halls with a good old-fashioned Sci-Fi Guys Christmas.

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December 10th, 2008 by Chris | 37 Comments »

Chris reviews Quarantine

Hey, you know a great way to start the Halloween season? With a review of a horror movie. You know what an even better way is? A review of a horror movie you watched while sitting next to a real life psychopath. Come on in and I'll tell you all about how I almost got Mark murdered for Halloween.

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October 13th, 2008 by Chris | 101 Comments »

Chris reviews The Dark Knight

The Dark Knight was very, very good. Very grim, like any good Batman story should be, and ends with the perfect mixture of hope and awfulness, just like the best Batman comics do. It won't exactly leave you feeling good, but then again, it's not supposed to. It's not a happy, feel-good movie. It's a dark, intelligent, story about three men pushed to the edge of sanity by another man who's already gone over.

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July 20th, 2008 by Chris | 70 Comments »

Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull

I went.

I saw.

I reviewed.

 

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July 10th, 2008 by Chris | 20 Comments »

Action Figure Makeover: The Thing

Today's article is brought to us by the lovely and talented Miss Victoria Whitby, better known to the internet as Mystie, who rules over the magical realm of Crown Combo with a firm but benevolent hand. Mystie is a Berks County, Pennsylvania native, international lady of mystery, world renown raconteur, New York Times bestselling author of Sex, Leather, Candy and Pain: The Unauthorized Biography Of Funshine Bear, and inventor of the award winning Mystaphalon non-stick cookware. In her spare time she enjoys reading, quiet nude walks on non-nude beaches, and Action Figure Makeovers™, where she takes boys’ toys and girly-izes them with pink nail polish and glitter. Today's victim: The Thing. 

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June 6th, 2008 by Mystie | 74 Comments »
Indeed!